Thursday, December 9, 2010

RVTT Chengdu Trip 2010 :D

Day 6

Went to Chengdu Middle School for a student exchange! HAHAHHAHAA VERY FUNNN! :D There were banners welcoming us and we went into some room which looked like a press conference or something LOL. Then the tables all got fruits, and snapping of pictures was like endless LOL. VERY COOL :D After the principals and mr quek said some nice words to each other, we joined a class for PE LESSON! :D During the lesson, we played games like table tennis, badminton, AND THE BEST:FOOTBALL! with the students HAHAHA. Got ppl said im pro in football muahahhahaha XD ALL THE STUDENTS WERE SUPER FRIENDLY SIA!!! and the teachers too :D After that had lunch, and after lunch, joined an......ENGLISH LESSON! :D Super fun LOL. Then got 1 student talk about sentosa, said he had been there before, then ask us MANY QUESTIONS which we did not know the answer to! LOL. Like he showed us a picture of a tall tower, said sth like:im sure our friends from singapore know this 150m tall tower, the heighest point of sentosa, while i was like:huh whats that, sentosa got such thing meh? LOL. So, in my flustered state, i was like scratching my head wondering whether there really is such a point in sentosa LOL, while the student was waiting for someone to raise his hand to answer him. AND THEN HE SAW MY HAND(WHICH WAS SCRATCHING MY HEAD) AND CALLED ME UP (*&^%$#@!@#$%^&* HAHAHAHAHA. Siao gg lor. Then in the end i had to fake that i went up there before, feeling the wonderful breeze blow across my face, i enjoyed the spectacular view of the whole island LOL! shit sorry for lying, friends from Chengdu Middle School! :x HAHAHHA. Then another funny thing is that there was a person in front who was talking about famous writers from Chengdu, then there was this guy's picture shown and he asked us whether we knew his name. BUT of course none of us knew his name! LOL so i whispered to the person beside me and ask. She told me his name, and what book he wrote LOL. So i proudly raised my hand and act like as if i knew him LOL. Said his name, and even the book he wrote HAHAHAHA everyone clapped, super shocked that i knew LOL! Felt so shiok HAHA.

Today also learnt that China's students are one of the best, if not the best in studying skills, which means they are able to study for hours and hours no kick, but then hor their creativity is ranked one of the lowest among students from other countries. This is something to ponder about...is it true that the more you study under pressure, just for the sick of studying, the more your creativity will be hindered? Cool sia, must go check it out! If true, then all the more i should study less :P HAHA

Monday, December 6, 2010

RVTT Chengdu Trip 2010 :D

Day 3-5
Table tennis training of at least 5 hours per day for 3 days in a row, SUPER DUPER TIRING! But very good training indeed :D improved a whole lot haha. Other than training, learnt a lot of stuff LOL.
In china, the zebra crossing all I think really only for zebra to use sia haha. But too bad we were in Chengdu for only 12 days, no time find a real zebra to test my theory out haha. Coz when people walk on the zebra crossing in Chengdu, the cars don’t care one LOL. just drive past HAHA unlike in Singapore, where whenever got ppl crossing zebra crossing, motorists will SMILE BIGBIG waiting for those people to cross the zebra crossing but inside their heart actually they are thinking *&^%$#@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@#(*&^%$#* GRRRR CAN WALK FASTER OR NOT?! Haha that’s how the way Chengdu is, and although there might be a lot more accidents occurring, it seems fun to be the driver :P
Many teenagers smoke in China sia! Our 19 year old coach, smoke like mad LOL, and he smoke from 15 years old alrdy. Although smoking is not allowed until people reach 18 yrs old in china, nobody really bothers to catch smoking teens haha. Cigarettes there super cheap some more HAHA. That day a few of us go ask a store person how much is one pack, she said only 6 yuan! Which is $1.20 only HAHA. Too bad im not a smoker, so cannot get the benefit of buying cheap cigarettes In Chengdu HAHA :D

Saturday, December 4, 2010

RVTT Chengdu Trip 2010 :D

Day 2
Had the first table tennis training and we were split into groups. THAT’S WHEN WE SAW WANGZIFAN, OUR COACH FOR THE FIRST TIME! He was super pro in table tennis, and we thought he was at least 20+, but Ronnie told us later that night that he was ONLY 19 YEARS OLD! D: He was super strict about discipline and kept forcing us to shout out loud whenever we won a point. At the end of the first training, many people especially jasmine disliked him, and kept blaming him for being so strict HAHAHAHAHA. But little did everyone know that what a great superb fantastic X10000 coach he actually was haha. After dinner, we went to the west gate of si chuan university where we tried a super nice milk tea that Singapore dun have! The tea is called san xiong di, because inside got mango pudding, red bean and pearls LOL so creative sia the name HAHA.
AT NIGHT WAS THE FUNNEST PART OF THE DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ashley, Brandon, the yr 2 girls, and jasmine all came to me and tzechong’s room where we prepared to prank call the year ones! HAHAHAHA so there we were, every single one of us trying our very best either not to let out a high-pitched screech of laughter or keeping our wild giggles tamed in our bloated mouths, while tze chong, or sun quan(his prank call name LOL) was surveying Stephen about the quality of the hotel toilet/room/food. HAHAHAHAHA then still have until one part where he pretended to try speaking English, super funny coz he speak English really like as if he is a local HAHA. Everything was going smoothly, and we even video-ed the whole process :DD
BUT THEN BRANDON HAD A CRAZY DISASTROUS CATASTROPHIC SCARY IDEA HAHAHAHA D: Somehow, he hinted tzechong something and then tzechong started telling Stephen that there were 4 girls available, li-qin, ah-li, and dunno which other 2 names LOL, asked him to choose one LOL! HE WAS SOOOOO SCARED THAT HE IMMEDIATELY PUT DOWN THE PHONE HAHAHA. SUDDENLY OUR WHOLE ROOM WAS BURSTING WITH LAUGHTER LOL. Our laughter was like the air in a balloon which was just burst! HAHAHAHAHA. LITTLE DID ANYONE KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON OUTSIDE LOL! The 2 year ones were so scared, that Justin, Stephen’s roommate went to ring Ms Pan’s room and told her that prostitutes were coming over!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA. BUT THEN THE PPL WHO PRANK CALLED SUPER SCARED AT THT TIME BECAUSE WE SCARED THE TEACHERS LATER SCOLD US LOL. But in the end we decided to tell them the truth LOL and luckily the teachers both very nice ^^ nobody scold us, Ronnie just said: don’t prank the year ones la, please. HAHAHAHAHA HENG AH :D
The funniest thing is that, the next day, when we approached justin and Stephen, they were like: no lah, we were not scared, we know is prank already, just want to tell teacher only, that’s all... HAHAHAHAHA yeah right! :P

Friday, December 3, 2010

RVTT Chengdu trip! :D

HELLO EVERYONE finally im posting again LOL. Has anyone ever fell in love in just 12 days? Nope? Well MUAHAHAHAHHHAA I did :D It just took me from 23rd november to 3rd december to fall in love with her, Chengdu! :DD LOL. Because im not so free, I will not post everything on one day haha probably complete posting about the trip in like 1 weeks time.

Day 1
First day we landed, saw her for the first time! As we left the airport, our breaths all can be seen, like as if we were smoking like that HAHA. Tried to take pictures of us with the visible breaths and acting as if we smoking but failed LOL. Sat on a bus where our tour guide, wang-jie introduced herself to us. That was also the first time I was captivated by her beauty! Not wang-jie’s beauty of course, referring to Chengdu’s beauty HAHAHAHAHA. So we drove drove drove till we reached si chuan university. WOW IT WAS SUPER DUPER BIG! A lot of things inside haha. Soon we reached our hotel, which was actually sort of a hostel for overseas students lah, so when we first looked at it, we were super disappointed LOL. Then the hotel super duper amazing and cool one, only got 6 floors, but everytime we reach the hotel to go our room, suddenly we feel like as if it was a gigantic hotel and our room was on the 60th floor! Cool right? You know why?! BECAUSE THE HOTEL DOES NOT HAVE ANY LIFT LOL! So we were in a beautiful hotel, on a beautiful morning, carrying our “light” luggage up 6 storeys :D fun right HAHAHA. Luckily the rooms were real good I think haha so it was worth the climbing :D Then we were super anticipating lunch, because the itinerary stated we were gonna have KFC for lunch!!!! HAHA BUT UNFORTUNATELY there was a change of plans and we were brought to somewhere else LOL. Super funny, coz then we were like imagining dishes to be KFC stuff LOL. Like we called potato strips cheese fries and cabbage was coleslaw all that HAHA. KFC WAS DELICIOUS! :D At night we went to jinli to eat and then we also saw some performances haha. Got the face changing performance haha the entire performance was super cool LOL, especially the song, THE SONG WAS THE BEST HAHA. So nice that we were singing the song even after the performance :D But something saddening was that during almost the whole performance, applause only came from us, and the locals did not bother giving much applause despite watching the show…SO WHAT DID I DO?! I went over to slam their tables real hard and forced them to clap to show some appreciation. No la no la jk haha I wasnt that brave LOL, although I really wanted to do that haha. AT NIGHT, had LOTS OF FUN sleeping in the same room with tze chong ^^ on 2 different beds LOL. Next day was going to be proper training day haha.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

My primitive friend...

Let me tell you a story about a friend of mine. He came from a time long long ago, just when civilisation was born. Topless, and with just a leaf surrounding his (NO)treasures below, he was not tall at all according to our standards, just like the rest of the people of his time. During that time there was nothing called style, as evident from the lack of style in his actions and appearance. In the past, too, everything was back to basics, and there was no facial wash to take care of his face, hence the 'reddish ups and downs' on his face are quite expected.

Being one of the pioneers of the entire human race, he made many contributions to it. HE was the one who discovered sound, and HE was the one who unlocked many different kinds of sounds just with the use of his oral organs(no instruments in the past, u see). Thanks to his click-like and squeaking language, his talents and discoveries were spread to the world a lot quicker than expected. All around the world humans of all ages picked his skills up, and added on to them, creating their own unique sense of identity. Soon, his skills were useless, boring, mundane and just downright lousy, so much so that nobody at all respected or even acknowledged the great contributions he had made in the past.

BUT NOW, HE IS BACK. From where, you may ask... Well, he is back from the past. Resurrected from the abyss of his own anger, rage and frustration with the people who make use of his skills today. With the help of a tinge of the modern world today, such as his ability to speak english and a bit of malay, as well as the basic IQ of 111, HE IS BACK TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT HE IS MADE OF. He now wants to get the acknowledgment and respect he deserves, from everyone who practises the skills he started.

Today, this skill is known as beatboxing. The use of the mouth to create different sounds of aesthetic quality. Although not always soothing to the ears, it is still an interesting form of the Arts. And this friend of mine, with his modern name being CHUA TZE CHONG, is gonna beatbox for all of us during RV TALENT TIME FINALS 2010. EVERYONE, PLEASE HELP HIM TAKE BACK THE RESPECT HE DESERVES BY VOTING FOR HIM FOR THE FINALS :D THANK YOU!!!

The ending of the story is yet to be. The continuation of this story is now in your hands haha.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

RVTT CAMP 2010 :D

Slept at 2.30am and woke up at 5am on thursday, 17 june 2010, even though i had gone for the LCD camp frm monday-wednesday! WHYYYY?!?!?! coz the most amazing, wonderful, superb, magnificent, incredible RVTT camp 2010 had arrived! :D And even till last minute, had to wake up early to go buy a marker LOL(oh btw tht marker wasn't even used in the end HAHA). So although i was tired after the previous camp, i still had to have very very high spirits coz i knew tht if this next camp makes, RVTT will be a much closer cca. However, if it breaks, nobody will ever want to come to another RVTT camp ever again, if there is ever going to be a next RVTT camp, that is. Some more already year 4, step down le, so being the in-charge of this camp is like making one of the last contributions i can make to RVTT! :D

So at the start, there were many many many many problems T_T! Firstly some people were not informed by sms to arrive at 730am, and arrived at the time stated on the consent form, 8am. So we had to wait and wait and wait till all come. AND THEN there was the consent forms problem. This one my fault LOL. i thought the yr 4s who not continuing the cca didnt have to sign the consent form because they did not receive them. Then in the end mr tan very angry, said tht whoever nvr sign consent form had to leave before night. So had to give the people staying over consent form and ask them go home sign/call their parents to sign blah blah blah LOL. AND THEN another problem! At the start the people all very quiet, then the yr 4 facilitators for each group also dun wan interact with the juniors, talk among themselves only. This really made me quite pissed lah haha but after awhile it became okay le i think LOL. AND THEN the grouping problem. before the camp, we seperated everyone into 8 grps, 1 grp have not even 8 people. Plus some people didnt come. DUNNO WHICH STUPID PERSON SO STUPID TO SPLIT INTO SO MANY GROUPS MAN. So as i was in charge of the groupings, had to make a change fast ma! wa sian so thanks to some people's suggestions ^^ we decided to merge grps to form 4 grps haha. It worked out in the end, so i wanna thank those people who suggested that ah :D

So at first was ice-breakers. WE PLANNED 6 GAMES TO BE PLAYED LOL! in the end played 2 of them only due to our last minute flexibility LOL. coz we felt some of the games super sian, so we just picked 2 of the best LAST MINUTE. haha BUT THE ICE BREAKERS WERE FUN I THINK! elope and then THE LEFT LEFT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT GAME!!! THEN TERENCE HAD TO PIGGY BACK ZHIRUI(YR 1) AS FORFEIT FOR ELOPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks to both of them for being so sporting k :D The left left left right right right game VERY FUNNY LOL. jasmine the long caterpillar vs valerie(i think) the shorter one LOL. IN THE END JASMINE LOSE HAHAHA NOOB :) hmmmmm after tht the amazing race! since they all dunno each other, the progress made was just abit ba haha. BUT STILL GOT PROGRESS HOR LOL. I dunno abt the other station games, but i think my station the game quite fun haha! the throw shoe one then carry people LOL. BUT I DUNNO WHY U ALL DUNWAN THROW THE PERSON DOWN AFTER FINISH THE GAME LE LOL. haha jk :)

After that some boys go collect lunch while it was some freedom time to the campers. After tht was lunch! the nasi lemak frm ananas cafe haha! BUT THEN i didnt noe tht vegetarians cant eat vegetarian food in ananas cafe coz the oil might mix, so SORRY MINGWEI! :x He had to go jp buy his lunch and return after that :x PAISEH AH!!! After that was the jigsaw game! LOL although it was quite boring at the start, i believe u all learnt alot about teamwork and if only everyone is willing to give, everyone will achieve their aims faster, and im sure that rvtt people will see urselves not as individual table tennis players, but rvtt as a whole okay :D
(P.S. The jigsaw game ah u all actually completed in like 5min, but bluff u all in 3min plus to make you all happy LOL! BUT DUN WORRY IS WHAT U LEARNT MORE IMPORTANT ^^)

After tht the balloon game HAHA. very fun! but then more and more people became competitive, thn alot of ppl started being angry/frustrated with ppl frm other grps coz their balloons gone HAHAHAHA. Got ppl tell me tht i steal balloon tht time got one junior keep punch my hand LOLOLOL. BUT I NVR FEEL ANYTHING SIA HAHA. Then i saw everyone being too competitive, SO I DECIDED TO ASK MY WHOLE GROUP TO BURST ALL THE BALLOONS TO END THE VIOLENCEEEE!(ehh actually coz we alrdy losing le la HAHA but thts not the point :D) In the end after the game debrief tht time i gave a speech complimenting our grp which decided to end the violence rather than winning some more leh HAHA! but then alot of people say rubbish to me HAHA after the speech lor! i guess they knew we lose le and it was just an excuse ba HAHAHA.

Then the pizza treat by mr tan!!!!! yay :D very nice, thanks again to mr tan ^^

HAHAHAHA after tht the scary night trail! before tht told some ghost stories scare some people first LOL. After that, the night trail begins MUAHAHAHAHA. Me and dexter in charge of one station, scare alot alot of people HAHAHA. i still rmb jeryl say: he is raimie la, dun need scared! thn whn approach me alrdy i jerk abit he also jump backwards HAHAHAHA. THE FUNNIEST WAS CHAOZHI LOLOL! BEFORE THE NIGHT TRAIL, WHN SORTING THE GRPS OF 4 THT TIME, I STILL RMB HE SAY: AIYA THIS KIND OF THING I DUN BELIEVE ONE LA, I GO WITH YOU ALL. to ching ling and heather HAHA. in the end i rmb someone said: chaozhi so scared that he and heather at the back pushing ching ling and someone else into the toilet first HAHAHA. and i also heard someone say he scream the most LOLOL!

Then sleep alrdy. BUT me, chee hao, brandon, jasmine, and i think one more person forgt who le paiseh :x kept awake to talk and slept at 3+ HAHA.

Soooo wake up le next day starting play warm up games! :D the join-hand virus (valerie was the last to be caught so she make us do 20 pushups while she sat there and watch HAHAHA) and the scissor paper stone backward running game!

Then the 2nd last activity! the water game! First round is all juniors go through the obstacle course, all snrs splash water on them then 2nd round all seniors go through obstacle course the jnrs splash water on us HAHAHA. Super cool lah haha the jnrs noe hw to mix tissue paper in the water super disgusting! LOL. Last round is water war between snrs and jnrs HAHAHAHA FUNFUN! haha alot of people say the most fun activity of this camp is thisss! :D

After that the performance by the yrs 1, 2 and 3 for us seniors :D Very nice too haha :D AND THEN THE CAMP ENDS :)

I WANNA THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS CAMP A SUCCESS! ALL THE PRO YR 4 AND 5 FACILS, +CHING LING JERYL JASMINE AND TERENCE, AND ESPECIALLY ALL THE JUNIORS WHO CAME TOO :D Most importantly, i wanna thank raimie, for giving me the motivation to continue pushing the planners and myself to make this camp a success! ^^ I really really really hope tht this is just the start of a journey for RVTT to be truly united. coz like i said, we got the achievements alrdy, 4 out of 4 medals yearly for quite a number of years now, but whats the use if RVTT doesnt even feel like a cca? HAHAHA so although this might be the last thing i might contribute to RVTT, i hope everyone will do ur part to continue this vision of mine! ^^

LAST BUT NOT LEAST I WANNA THANK NG SHIJIE FOR TAGGING MY TAGBOARD TO ASK ME TO UPDATE BECAUSE I SWEAR I ALREADY THOUGHT TO MYSELF: aiya dun need update about tt camp la. BECAUSE OF MY LAZINESS! BUT THEN SEEING HER TAG MADE ME RMB WHAT I SAID IN MY 1ST EVER POST. TO START A BLOG SO I CAN KEEP PRECIOUS MEMORIES! ^^ SO I DECIDED TO POST INSTEAD LOL SO THANKS AGAIN AH :D

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

RVHS soccer team friendly , RVCO CONCERT :D

See my lifelong dream over there? yeah, the one on the left of the page! Last Sunday, the day tht i took yet another step to fulfill that dream yay :D Left about a marathon of steps to go MUAHAHAHA! :D

Joined the soccer team in playing the friendly against a church team haha. After playing soccer for about 9 years, I finally played a real game with a real referee and real shin guards and real boots for the first time! ^^ At the start of the game, the feeling was super good lol. I confirm play more than 1000 soccer games b4(including the virtual ones on psp and computer and ps2 LOL) but none of them felt the same as the game last Sunday haha.

Then, when i scored the first goal, the first ever goal for the soccer team, it felt exactly the same as the first goal i ever scored in the name of soccer 9 years ago!(and this time is real soccer, not psp or ps2 or computer LOL) Exactly the same. Exhilarating, but i remained calm coz didnt dare to show how happy i was haha.

Everybody played very well, and on the pitch with a real referee, it was truly much harder to play. Nonetheless, i believe everyone did very well and the spirit of the team could be felt, which is what i enjoy most about soccer haha.

Eventually, we won 2-1 although i felt they had much more experience than us haha. But then after the match, i realised i had to make a choice soon. Whether i wanted to join soccer as a 2nd cca after table tennis. Jiao lian confirm will be quite bu shuang sia zzz. But i really want to join. HOW?! WHO CAN HELP SOLVE THIS CRISIS LOL.

Thenthen there was the RVCO concert on saturday! wah very nice. Last time still rmb pri 1/2 joined gek poh cc the chinese orchestra team haha. After pri 5 when me and my siblings stopped going then forget everything le haha. BUT THEY PLAYED VERY WELL! super nice to hear, got feeling one lol. specially got 1 very weird song, wah super nice LOL. HOPE THEY WILL CONTINUE TRAIN HARD NEXT YEAR SYF GET GOLD WITH HONOURS!

Going to zoo soon alrdy haha! mobile outing! byebyebyebyebyebyebye and RMB WHO CAN HELP ME SOLVE MY PROBLEM

Sunday, May 23, 2010

going obs tmr finally :D

As stated above yay finally going so happy! im sure i will get great groupmates and hope i will be a great groupmate myself :D

(MY MUM, AS ALWAYS LOL IM SO THANKFUL TO HER, AND) I FINALLY PACKED ALL MY STUFF yay :D
So will be either enjoying or suffering in pulau ubin till 28th May and i hope everyone will have fun with ur E&C week too! (have fun with ur face painting and caligraphy LOL sec 2s MUAHAHA....AND YEAR 4S have fun with ur bicul session LOL MUAHAHAHA) IM SURE YOU GUYS WILL HAVE GREAT FUN TOO ^^

Ytd was meet the parents haha. quite cool hearing about what the tchrs say about how they feel about me during lessons....then it was mr Yee's turn LOL. the most interesting! While waiting at the sitting area i looked at my parents in the eye, and told them 3 things as i predicted what he was going to say to them:

1) He confirm tell u all im capable in language and comprehending skills
2) He confirm complain about me doing stuff in lessons LOL
3) He confirm say i will be fine although my results are not as good

AND HE SAID THESE 3 STUFF LOL. im soo pro la can be mind reader le :D

THEN CHINESE! wow mdm lam wan talks exactly like how she drags her lessons till the next. coz my parents both cant speak chinese i became the translator LOL. thn whn mdm lam talk to me at the start, she told me in chinese: Now i understand the situation at ur house LOL. yay at least now she understands why my chinese ain't so good. BUT I WILL NOT LET THIS DISADVANTAGE OF MINE CRIPPLE ME TO THE VERY END. i shall work hard and get at least a B4 for HCL O lvs!!!!! :D wish me luck, coz im gonna need a lot a lot of it HAHA.


SEE YOU GUYS AFTER THE HOLIDAYS! ^^

Monday, April 26, 2010

An email my sis sent me LOL

Five Minute Management Course for excelling in a company :D


Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel.'


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes
me?'


Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.



Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide
up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.



Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'


Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and
do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.




Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the
turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...



Lesson 6


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

PULAU SEMAKAU LEARNING JOURNEY

It was real fun till the boring video came out!

Haha thanks 4C for making it real fun, im quite certain no other year 4 class could have given me such as enjoyable time :D

Especially the boat ride!!! It was the best part to and fro to the island. Still dunno why so weird, always 1 side of the boat very windy while the other side gt no wind sia! Enjoyed the photo taking sessions there hahaha!

Hope there will be another trip like that this year while we are still a class, although probably there wont be anymore :(

Thursday, April 1, 2010

APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Today morning initially wanted to swap class with 4A for april fools haha but in the end dunno why we changed and swapped with 4E instead! Then after us and 4E swapped classes, suddenly almost every single yr 4 class started swapping!

Then soon 4A tchr, mr chng came 1st(we had a clear view frm upstairs). he started scolding the class inside LOL. then, at tht time we knew hw lucky we were to swap with 4E instead HAHA. But thn outside 4Es class gt other students making alot of noise, probably due to the fact tht they saw mr chng scolding someone thn very excited for dunno wat reason! So huang laoshi, who was supposed to enter 4E at tht time walked past the class instead to see what the commotion was about without even looking throough the class yet! Then she looked quite angry, so some of us quite scared later she scold lol! So it was quite funny la see huang laoshi walk past, thn dunno whether we shld go or not. In the end we decided to quietly sneak out of the class while she was still turned away.In the end she turned thn looked at the remaining of us who havent left the class yet LOL then all of us controlled out laughter LOL!

It was damn failed coz our plan was tht we were supposed to wish her happy april fools day but she wished us 1st instead! haiz hope nxt yr will succeed!

Later in maths lesson found out students frm dunno hw many years ago also do the exact same trick frm miss zeng, who was also an rvian! Wah realy, great minds think alike :D

Saturday, March 27, 2010

I COULD HAVE DIED JUST NOW!

So frm 9.30-10.30pm(27/3) was earth hour yay everyone did their part to help the earth, including me. So other than tht, nth special was gonna happen on this faithful night D: But little did I know tht on this same night, I could have died at about 11.45pm! Something really sick happened!

It all started last last night(26/3). my dad had to fetch my sis home frm somewhr, thn actually my dad frm carpark saw somebody doing sth outside my house(4th floor, staircase house, thts y can see frm carpark), but soon tht guy went away b4 my father reached up. My father dunno anything, so thn my father after reaching the house noticed that on my sis' panties had dunno-what-its-called(semen?) on it.

So he told my whole family abt it. I still could laugh sia! Thn jus now my sis gt sth again my dad go fetch her home. It was almost the same time as ytd lol. thn she saw the guy outside my house AGAIN whn she climb up the stairs. He was half naked without his pants, jus with undergarments and singlet on. So she faster bang the door and scream. So thn i knew what happened , and since i was jus beside the door i faster chiong out and started chasing the guy. tht guy was running away frm me with his pants in his hands and in the undergarments sia WTH!

Thn the drama started LOL. So i was like chasing him up the stairs to 5th floor due to stupid impulsiveness, and carried on chasing without caring what could happen to me, or 奋不顾身地继续zui1(dunno why dun have the word zui). So while running running along the 5th floor coridor i kept shouting to my neighbours so in case i needed help, i could get it.

At the end of the corridor, i finally caught up with him(love my legs alot alot) and pushed him against the wall and then pulled his singlet towards me whn he tried to run away again till it ripped abit. Then i tried to keep him down, but very very difficult coz he was taller and bigger than me at the age of 26! i was super afraid at tht point coz i was seriously vulnerable to a punch frm his fist, and at the same time if he had weapons i would have been gone. Heng he dun have lol.

Luckily soon my dad and one of my 5th floor neighbours arrived(LUCKILY! THANKS ALOT!). My neighbour helped me and we finally succeeded in pinning him on the ground. At tht point of time, he started his 'sorries' and 'wont do it agains', but he was still struggling to break free for like 3-5 minutes. And let me remind u, he was still in an undergarment with his pants in his hands! So soon we talked to him about how he would be helped coz if he dun stop now he would do much more sick stuff then this(if it was still not sick enough eww)! Then he sort of relaxed abit as he knew he could no longer escape. Thn after tht he asked whether he could wear his pants! -.- So let him wear and let him sit freely by himself while we stood around surrounding him.

Soon the police came, thn one police talked to him, asked him exactly what he did, all tht. I still rmb the way he said the word masturbate with a giggle zzzz! Wah thn found out he wore my sis' panties to masturbate wth! And he was still in it till tht point of time EWWW tht is super disgusting! The worst is he works as a cook in some restaurant in yew tee eeeeyer! So i went back home thn thought about what could have happened to me if it was another far more dangerous guy instead. So after taking everyone involved the statements thn finish alrdy lol. Thn after my sis realised tht guy was still wearing my sis' undergarments, i told her nt to worry, coz she could have it back after the police were done with their investigations LOL. OH YA BACK AT HOME I HAD TO BATHE A SECOND TIME IN THE SAME NIGHT AGAIN FOR THE 1ST TIME SINCE DUNNO WHEN BECAUSE I TOUCHED HIS HANDS ALOT ALOT ZZZZZ!

I realised tht living in a HDB quite lucky coz neighbours can help in times of crises haha! And nxt time cannot gey kiang(act pro) go chase dangerous ppl if not i die how will my parents react sia, although i felt very gd after succeeding in catching tht guy. hmm see how la if im lucky or unlucky enough to experience this again thn i shall decide again whether i shld chase the guy or not :)

Go sleep alrdy!

Monday, March 15, 2010

student ldrs camp!

yes yes yes cant wait! tmr start alrdy, frm tuesday to thursday yes! haha now i feel so excited skali the camp super boring LOL! Nah hope it will be fun!

Go sleep le byebye!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

NATIONALS!

Ytd was the start of nationals for the boys. Haiz we lost to dunman high sch 3-2. We could win it la, but somebody play badminton too much le in the morning zz. aiya nvm la lose then lose, what matters is the experience XD. We met our frens frm west zone again lol, talk talk haha.

And haha thrs this nanhua boy his name is QINNAN (claimed to be a so-called descendant of qin shi huang ==).He done ask west-zoners proud by winning the 1st 2 sets against a china boy/man frm st joseph institution! Although in the end he lost(T.T), it was still a great achievement and i hope future west-zoners will aspire to be like him, not just aspire to be like me(NO LA JK!).

Anyway tmr us b boys will face sports sch and c boys will face either victoria sec or raffles institution. JY guys!

Today quite fun! during chinese lesson we were given arnd 10min to prepare something tht we can talk to barrack obama about, or ask him qns in an event tht we actually see him..in chinese! So we had to take turns lo. soon it was my turn, bt i nvr prepare yet! luckily, being an observant chaiperson, i realised it was PE lesson alrdy lol, so i stood up, faced the tchr and said in chinese: mr obama, it is time for PE now, so we need to go. HAHA luckily mdm lam wan nvr ask me say what ive prepared(which is nothing) before we go for PE.

And then 10min of champs lessons was wow, BGR -.- Then a few of us boys like admitting they have relationship with another boy LOL. Coz BGR stands for boy-gay relationship haha.

march hols coming, yes! cant wait for the ldrs camp XD

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

MARCH ALREADY!

Hello so fast march already! 3/4 left to the year zzz time flies.

Today at school, we had the reactants - normal boring lessons and the ultra hot-humid atmosphere...with a tired raimie as the catalyst. So i shall attempt to write the chemical reaction including state symbols.

NBL(aq) + UHA(g) ---in the presence of TR----> DDM(aq) = SD(aq)

DDM is the chemical symbol of daydreaming.
SD is the chemical symbol of sweetdreams.
However this equation miraculously did not stand during champs lesson...weird! :P

Haiz when will this end?

But something cool happened today! I improved my 2.4km timing to 9:44min! Super cool haha thanks to teng foong for pacing me(he even slowed down at the 4/5th round so i could catch up!) if not very hard to get this time haha!

Champs lesson not bad, quite fun, the funnest lesson today! play with eggs and dropping them haha! Had to protect the egg thn we drop them off frm 3rd floor see whether the egg break or not. The funniest was when one of the grps(sorry forgt who so pro le haha) the protection of the egg still gt parachute+propeller+wings on it, but in the end parachute nvr work, propeller nvr turn, and wings nvr flap sia! So the egg broke haha...not insulting u guys, just sharing some stuff (: dun be angry!

After sch did OM thn gt soccer match between rvhs and some international school sia!
Watched with jerian lol. Wah i still rmb before the match me and jerian were like saying our sch soccer tema lousy blah blah blah. Shld be like this:

"Wah u compare the size and physique of the players of the 2 schs, the winner quite obvious," Jerian commented with a grin.

"Ya lor, eh wan watch for 5min see whether the international school can score or not in 5min," Raimie mocked.

"Okay la, u see the faces of the people of the schools, can tell who win already!" Jerian exclaimed.

"Haha yeah, also no malays playing for our sch, how to win." Raimie was certain.

HOWEVER in the end after watching the 1st half, our sch was leading 1-0! haha after this incident, i learnt tht our sch soccer team has improved a lot, and we(me and jerian) will learn to be more supportive in the future (:

Saturday, February 27, 2010

OBS!!!!!!!!

WHEE submitted cheque for obs already! cant wait to go...although need go for check-up for the THIRD time wahh!

TOUCH WOOD tht nth else would crop up sia! later gt something like the southwest monsoon arrive then cant go for obs -.-

Nats fixtures out le! we will face sports sch, dunman high sch and catholic high sch in the first round! Cant wait for it either! surely gain alot of experiece playing with them, and hopefully we can win! at least 1 set...(: jy guys keep trng till nats over then can start slacking! ^^

Saturday, February 20, 2010

WZ comp over T_T!

Yeah my last ever chance to go for a b div west zone competition as a player has come and gone like in the blink of an eye. So fast over alrdy sian.

Nonetheless, im quite sure all of us had fun lol...and although our b boys team deproved frm 2nd last year, to 3rd this year, im glad tht thr was even this experience haha. Made new friends and played tt with ppl we nvr played with before was seriously super fun! Luckily i joined table tennis in qihua primary at pri 2 sia haha if not wont have the chance to experience this west zone comp.

Anyway happy belated cny to all! tests running like tapwater like tht so everyone jiayou study hard to get gd results! Or jiayou to get good results without studying better haha.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

WZ comp results!

SG RV - 0
NERDS(sorry hci) - 5

SG RV - 3
CHINA+HONGKONG - 2

NICE ONE GUYS!

Although i won HCI.....1 set, we still lose 5-0 zzz.

WOOHOO we most likely gonna enter semi finals le heng ah.

But still not happy today sia zzz, tio rejected. ==

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Tmr, the fight for our lives haha

Tomorrow the hardest day of our west zone competition 2010 campaign so far...

Hwa chong institution - well, although u guys know alot of rumours and stories about them u noe, being "happy", as in the word which means happy starting with G, and very nerdy, I've got to admit their table tennis team is strong, since they have been the champions in the west for like dunno how long.

Fuhua Secondary School - Last yr they didnt even make it to the top 4...but this yr they sort of restocked their weapons? With 2 China players and 1 Hong Kong player as their 3 singles, it is definitely a difficult and terrifying match and we cannot afford to lose any of our doubles and we also cannot afford to lose all 3 of our singles. So tmr, we represent Singapore to fight these foreign talents and hopefully we can win them.

So tmr, losing both of these teams will cause us to be kicked out of the competition without even achieving 4th in place, something none of us ever experienced before since we came to rv. Winning at least 1 of them will secure us a semi-finals spot hopefully.

haiz my next post will be either sad or happy ==

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Lost nanhua 1-4, won regent and dunearn both 5-0

Raimie, stop playing like a noobshit damn it.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Post for the malang-ians

So fast 6 days pass alrdy, tmr they going home le.
Seeing them i rmb what gd hosts they were went we went over to malang december 2 yrs ago. Don't really know even 2 of their names, but ytd there was a soccer match b4 cca between the malang-ians and the sg-ians. wow it was super fun! only 7 vs 7 thn we still action action play whole field! but the fatigue was worth it!
I think they gave us chance lor. like nvr score when got chance...coz our soccer really sucks, EVEN MORE SUCKS THAN NEIGHBOURHOOD SCHOOL THE SOCCER.
In the end we won 3-2 and then time for us to go cca le.

Ytd was so much btr than any part of today ==. boring day in sch, except for the rubberband pallets shooting! in class! for the past few days me, ah ong, will-i-am and zihao always play HAH! super fun.

Obs coming, most ppl are happy, holiday, no homework, no school, free!
But not for us 3, and of course many other sports ppl trying to do the school proud. nvm hopefully we still can join the sec 3s later this yr.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN SIM SHI LONG!

Shawnnie happy birthday! Thanks for being one of my groupmates for my first ever project in rv-music project...and thanks for bringing joy and laughter to my life.
Thanks for helping me in times of need although i cant rmb any now =x. Know you for 3+ years le and u are one of the few ppl who never really made me angry before after knowing you for so long. Wish you all the best in all your pursuits and thanks for being such a great friend.
What are friends for?
Friends for EVER.

OBS vs WZ comp first match.

Sian zzz. why must this happen. h1n1 thn tt comp. Cant even go for OBS.
This is crap. Some more no choice some more. cant even go for OBS instead of just 1 match of the comp, although its quite an important match.

Argh one bad news after another. When will this end zzz.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

FINALLY COMPLETED CHINESE HOMEWORK!

yeah! finally completed the chinese holiday homework this evening! 13 days late...hm...a great improvement from last year's chinese holiday homework, which is currently 1 year and 15 days late =x.

This marks the end of the worry and guilt of my conscience biting back at me always during chinese lesson as I see Mdm Lam Wan, our interesting chinese teacher conduct the lesson. I can again put my head up and look at her in the eye finally without fear of being asked for the uncompleted homework! I know i know, to you guys, this is just lame...what can be so hard about writing some 1000 word-long chinese compos?
My answer is...the chinese! Lets say you swap it to 500 word-long english compos or 100-word long chinese compos instead...wow i would jump at it! Maybe this will happen in the near future. in lalaland.

Of course i couldn't have done it without a little help...okay maybe ALOT of help.
Thanks to wenhui, binxin and shawn for helping me complete the 3 essays! without you guys i wouldn't have been able to complete all of them by today.

k go slp le, tmr yet another sch day. Why do I dread sch all of a sudden? Must be the competitiveness, if you know what I mean. zzz

Friday, January 15, 2010

Learning Symposium 2010

It was quite fun and very well organised. So much better than the messy one 2 yrs ago, which i think was super boring...although everyone was only limited to watch 2 presentations this time. But i certainly chose the correct groups to watch.
First was the cloud formation group doing the NWSP project. Seems like their project managed to predict correctly the weather 2-8 hours after seeing a certain kind of cloud with 81% accuracy! Thats quite a good achievement...and hopefully qingcheng, william, haokuan, wenting and suzanne and the other NWSP group(sry forgt who le =x) can be as successful as them.

Nxt was the presentation i was waiting for! Guess what subject? CHINESE! Why did i choose to watch a presentation of my favourite subject, chinese, although im alrdy SOOOOO good at it? To support yishyuan and jasmine! But their presentation was very good...and all 3 of them spoke superb chinese. Wa their presentation also includes a video they took in chinatown seh. nothing i could have done. it even started with an effecting opening grabber. This year must work hard for CID try to present nxt yr although i dont even know whether SMP or OM can present in learning symposium =x.

I've thought and thought and thought and found out tht recently i've been missing way too many tt trngs coz of laziness and basically nothing, while most of the other players are trn hard for the team(esp. dexter...nvr seen him this hardworking b4). So now I've decided to work hard for tt and play at least 5 times in a week...and put it above some other stuff.

i will stop adding LOL or lol or haha or HAHA or XD or :) or (: in my posts ever le. i think they are disgusting.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Table tennis CCA trials

Two days ago, I got to see the latest editions to RVTT, along with the others who helped out. In their faces, i could see the talent inside, waiting to bloom. And of course there were a few better ones, one of which was a small boy called chuang kang lol. His tt skills were quite good, and won a few of the balls we played. I think he will be a great addition to the team, just like all the others who made it through the high-level trials we conducted.
But the point is, seeing all these ppl coming for the trials, i rmb myself 3 yrs ago. Playing tt in rv for the first time. And wonder, how does time fly so fast. Soon, i will face a big choice in my life...to sacrifice a game I played for around 7 yrs of my life, table tennis, to accomplish my dream of playing football for arsenal. Nvm, no matter what my decision is, u guys will support me right????? LOLOLOL.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

START OF SCHOOL!

Tomorrow everyone will be streaming to sch yet again, just like old times(last year). Year 4s in rv will be wearing their new uniforms, as excited as the batch before, cant wait to see how a william or how a taylin or how a raimie will look like in their new uniforms. There will be a variety of feelings for year 3s-curious, excited, happy, sad(LOL 2 months le maybe some stil cant get over the splitting of classes, who noes) or afraid of a different atmosphere(PRCs maybe?). Year 1s HAHA i rmb whn i was a yr 1. Wah the welcome so nice,i thought so much applause, but tht feeling soon turned to sth more like: wah heng my class is 1F if not 1H or behind thn nobody clap le phew...

But thrs this one boy who wont be joining u guys tmr. His name is raimie. This is because raimie has a much bigger role to play. He will be away frm sch till july becoz he has to serve a vital position in south africa as he tries to help france win the world cup 2010. He replaces the suspended thierry henry who probably will nt be able to play the first few matches as punishment for the handball during the play-offs which enabled france to enter the world cup. okay okay done joking. yeah the world cup is gonna be fun haha. cant wait for it.

So guys, wish all of u a good year ahead and enjoy ur post-hols!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

GERMANY!-------Day 3, Day 4

DAY 3
First day in Herderschule Giessen. Quite a big school but almost the same as the schools in Singapore. After the tour of the sch, we went to tour around the town Giessen. The buildings in Giessen were nice but the guide’s german accent was quite strong(or is it my german not gd enough =x), so I had to use like a lot of concentration to understand him -.-. In Giessen, we went to the Rathaus(or community centre, in Singapore). There was a cool place like parliament like tht whr leaders discuss about the matters in giessen.
After tht, we went for lunch and off we went to the Liebig Museum. And no doubt it was the coolest museum ever! At first I thought…damn cant thr ever be no museum visits on tours? But thn it turned out tht the museum had many many science stuff and cool science experiments were carried out by the person in the museum. Super cool! And tht guy wasn’t wearing goggles! Nxt yr I show the videos I recorded to our chem tchrs tell them dun need wear goggles le haha! Liquid nitrogen is super cool! Felt it for the first time. It turns frm liquid to gaseous at first touch, so u dun even get wet alth it seems like u will get wet went it is poured on u till it blends in into air like dust like the lol.
For dinner, me, nici, nat, ari and their parents went to a restaurant. The meals were super expensive..30GD for a meal D:
This journal super hard to complete. Started at 12am thn slept and woke up at 3.45am thn slept agn and woke up at 4.30am and finally completed at 5am zzz. Not bad…understanding 80% of german I hear le. But its really taxing on my mind lol hard to concentrate.

DAY 4
Starting of the day we put up the exhibition of the festivals of Singapore in the morning. Thn we went to friedelhausen on train. After the train ride still need to walk A LOT zzz. It is an organic farm and it was reallllllly smelllllllly. But the animals were nice to see lol. Thn at around 3am we went to felix’s house to play playstation and computer and talk. At 8-10, some of us went to issy’s house to watch the show “The Hangover” in german! Lucky gt English subtitles haha. The show was funny but the vulgarities were erm hw shld I put it…more than enough haha. Alth nothing much happened today it was quite tiring and enjoyable.


I realised i shall not type anymore on this. Sch reopening and i dun have much time and my writing is quite boring too...so well. i shall end my journal entries here. But shld be posting some pics soon.